Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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