I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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