Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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