....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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