i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
