it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
