we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She told me I should be a condom model.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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