yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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