What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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