My underwear smells like fireworks.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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