I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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