Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Come see our sink grown plant.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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