I don't think brook has ever known best
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Text me some of your sweat
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