I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
In America we eat man semen.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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