Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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