whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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