You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
