so explain again why im purple
no
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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