the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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