Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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