I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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