I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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