One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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