You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
