Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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