That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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