she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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