i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Randomize
