Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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