ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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