There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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