were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I'm really busy with my period
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