I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Why are your pants in the freezer?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
