im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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