Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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