I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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