Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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