you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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