Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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