I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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