4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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