She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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