how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
