i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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