I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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