We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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