you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I supernannyed him into submission
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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