got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
