He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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