Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Can I color on your dick again?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Two words: blizzard sex
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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